Sneeze Slap Sticky Notes --- These wonderful colorful pages of instructions on proper sneezing etiquette will inform those around you who are intent on spreading airborne particles to you and your loved ones. Once an offender has breeched protocol, slap one of these on their foreheads, while holding your breath, and they can never again say they were not well informed. The instructions are easy to read and give picture diagrams for those who speak a foreign language. The back page is full of fun facts about sneezing and how viruses are transmitted. (One fun fact: Particles ejected out of a sneezing person can stay airborne for up to 48 hours.) If that doesn’t raise the yuck factor I don’t know what will. So call now for your first pack of 20 and prepare for applause when you make your first Sneeze Slap! Only $9.99 and going fast!
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